Friday Night Fight! Match III!

Welcome noble gay man to Friday Night Fight! 

Your weekly showdown match between the Heroes and Villains created in the Daily Romance!

Return every Friday to see a new fight and vote for who should win!

The winner of each match will advance in the tournament! 

While the loser will get fucked forever in Eternal Domination!

Friday Night Fight is not for the faint of heart!

THE END OF FIGHT II: 

The Rogue vs. The Rookie

The results of last week's match are in! Some fans are about to see their champion triumph and take his seat in The Hall of Victors! While others are about to watch their chosen warrior fall, and get brutally fucked for all time in Eternal Domination! Are you ready!?

Click below to find out who won last week's match!

 The Rogue has won Fight II of The Tournament of Men!

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to watch the epic sexual domination conclusion to the match!

The Rookie will be sent to Eternal Domination to suffer endless sexual torment and degradation for all time!

The Rogue will advance to the next round!

 

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to visit The Hall of Victors Built Over The Mouthhead of Eternal Domination!

Or continue on to watch this week's new fight!

NOW LIVE:

COMBATANT #1

Slash

Name: Slash
Age: 30
Most Famous Move: Mine!

When the criminal legend learned of a tournament in which the winner gets to keep his defeated enemy chained and orgasming in their basement to any whim or fantasy of their desire for an eternity, Slash wondered if someone had been following him. That was just like every day of the week to the notorious mastermind! Winning this thing was going to be as easy as pi!

COMBATANT #2

Steel

Name: Steel

Initiation Date: 20XXX
Most Famous Move: Rewire!

Built by Dr. Photon to save the world of men from the endless tide of evil Robobots, Steel is a mandroid warrior with few equals. Able to annihilate an army while perfectly reciting The Art of War from memory, the cyborg hunk is a cold calculating automaton of destruction. Able to reengineer his enemies to join his growing legion of resistance fighters, Steel will stop at nothing to win the tournament. Wherever there may be injustice, wherever there may be strife, wherever a gay boi may be in need of saving, Steel will be there to take and rewire anything and everything he needs!

To gain entrance to the fight, you first must enter the secret code!

 This week's riddle:  I consist of two capital letters in a row. One marks the spot, while the other sounds like a question. I am the DNA that makes a man a man, and was named because I resemble these letters when looked at. Recent generations have also used me as their moniker. What two letters am I?

Welcome to The Vortex of Ages! This week's match is set at the confluence of all time itself, in a chaotic swirling maelstrom of the was and still yet to be. Be sure to check out the pantemporal Food Truck circle for your choice of fine dining from any number of popular eras and centuries!

Last Words

Slash- The villainous combatant is silent, smiling as he observes his enemy.

The killer then winks at his opponent.
"This is going to be fun, Tin Man."

Steel - The heroic warrior philosopher stands still, his eyes closed and unmoving as he calculates how to respond to the dangerous enemy before him.

Steel then opens his eyes, and answers his foe with a greeting as equally warm and inviting as it is
fake, and terrifying.
"Greetings Citizen. I am very sorry, but afraid I'm going to have to ask for a moment of your time."

The cannon fires!

The two men at first do not move.

They stand on a raised platform caught directly in the Eye of Time, well above the audience overhead. The currents and eddies of the chronostorm transform the pedestal's structure and composition around the two combatants as they continue to survey each other silently.

Slash is standing on a country road in front of an overgrown field. The winds of time howl.

The notorious serial killer is now on the corner of a downtown city block, modern vehicles rushing by to dissolve seconds later into the tumultous mist of the vortex.

The villain raises an eyebrow as he speaks to his foe.

"Quite a light show, don't you think?"

Steel briefly glances around him. The ground beneath the cyber warrior's feet shifts while he stands still.

The noble hunk is inside a bizarre automated factory building robots in the far future. Reality shimmers.
Now the hero stands in a gothic laboratory, lightening flashing menacingly in the maelstrom all around.

"This is no place to have a conversation, friend. Matter itself is unstable in the chronostorm."

Slash grimaced. Did his enemy just warn him? The killer hated that!

"I thought this was some sort of death match, Tin Man?" the villain taunted, holding out his blade to point at his foe. "And here you are worried for my well being!"

Steel smiled. It did not look like his enemy knew the kife could not cut his skin.

"I would hate to have to harvest your brain from a broken and dying body, Slash," explained the robotic warrior as he slowly started to walk toward his enemy, unblinking. "The process is messy, and may limit your utility to me in the future."

The serial killer was rarely startled. But that answer was not what he expected! Maybe The Tin Man was a worthy foe after all!?

But as the man of metal slowly, and inexorably approached his position, the hunk seemed to grow in size. The mandroid was huge! Maybe a little bit too worthy... indeed...

There was no way Slash could take the mandroid in a fair fight! That didn't matter though. Slash never played fair!

Diving off the pedestal, seconds before Steel reached him, Slash was airborne seconds later standing on a hover disc, having materialized beneath him from some far off unknown era.

"You want me so bad Tin Man? Then come and get me!" yelled the thin villain as he zoomed away into the chaos of the chronostorm.

The tornado like winds buffeted Slash heavily as he flew, and the killer was forced to brace himself on his dais as he searched for a location to make a stand. The twink needed to come up with a plan if he was to defeat his gargantuan foe!

While the genius knew his enemy would not be far behind... what he next saw froze the killer's spine. Steel was somehow already on him!

Manning the controls of a rewired helicopter, the handsome robotic hunk carreened the massive craft through the roiling air, the spinning blades missing Slash's head by only mere inches!

The robot warrior, as cold as his name, was trying to sever the villain's brain from his neck!

What the fuck!? Slash was not used to sweating! The serial killer's victims usually did not put up much of a fight!

Snarling, the supervillain hurled his knife through the tempest with legendary accuracy, the sharp metal of the cutlery sabotaging the helicopter's rotating gears, as it became stuck inside the now smoking machinery.

Veering wildly to the side, the mechanical flying craft lost altitude, and crashed onto an island far below.

BOOM!

Was it over? Was he safe?

Slowly descending to take a look at the devastation, Slash got off his hover disc, the vehicle immediately dissolving into the time currents as it left his touch.

The wreck of the helicopter was still some ways away, flames billowing in the wind. Surely nothing could have survived that!

Then from out from the flames strode Steel, undamaged and beautiful as the fire itself.

Will incarnate. Force, humaned.

Slash's jaw hung open.

Never in all his years had the twink ever seen a man so impressive!

"I must have you!" screamed the villain as he charged his enemy.

But there were no tricks left. Just the killer's terrible speed versus the mandroid's incredible brute.

No swing connected. No hit found its target.
The warriors were locked in a dance in which neither could gain the upper hand!

"You can have me Slash," said the unstoppable hero calmly as he battled. "You can have all of me."

The villain grinned. Was his foe really giving in?

"But it will be from on your knees!" shouted the cyber man as his next swing connected with the villain's chest, hurling him through the air to land in heap far away.

The unflinching robot hero once again slowly walked toward his enemy, as the supervillain tried to recover.

"You think you are a king Slash?" taunted the man of metal as he approached. "Hoarding your prizes in a basement, clutching to your victims in the dark."

The villain was on his feet now, eyeing the hero like a trapped animal as the man came ever closer.

"But in reality Slash, you are nothing but a dog, living off the scraps of a table that you were never invited to sit!"

Rage filled the killer as he flung himself at his enemy once more. "They deserve to be mine!"

"Join with me Slash! Join with me and we can create a world in which we all can be kings," asked the hero gently, catching the villain's swing in the palm of his metal hand.

"Never!" screamed the maddened genius. "There is only me!"

The two dueled once more.

Slash vs. Steel
Steel vs. Slash

A chronoanomaly phased into existence above the combatants, then engulfed them.

A Fate Shift!
It was the visible representation of the audience's future vote! Now on the battlefield!

When it fades, who will left be standing victorious!?

VOTING CLOSED!

Return next Friday to see which combatant advances and which is sent to be fucked for an infinity on display in Eternal Domination!

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Thank you for coming!
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