The After Match Comedy Minute by Fin!
There are many secret truths in this world.
Truths that once you hear, you almost immediately know are the real answer.
It's just that no one was saying them. Maybe just to you. But once someone does talk on that secret, it's hard to ever forget what you've learned.
These topics often make the best conversations I find. And maybe why I think they make interesting blog entries.
Truth, facts, secrets ... whatever you want to call them... I feel they are ususally important to share.
And I'd like to share some secrets with you, if you can take the time to read.
They have to do with your past. They have to do with your present. They have to do with your future.
The first and foremost reason for this is obvious, and not what I would consider to be really a secret myself.
But another reason is a little bit more not talked on a bit, and I think you'll see why.
Certain sources of information are often tricky to cite. Stereotypes would be one of them. They are often wrong. They are often lies of limited information.
But sometimes when they are true, and sometimes when they are of your own, there are methods of effective communication that can utilize them.
Women communicate more because evolution has favored men to interact with the world more successfully over millions and millions of years. A division of labor and strengths that has continued on due to how successful such a system was in its environment.
"You need to do it for me. No really, I can't do it myself," may be an old, old sentence.
A true sentence in so many circumstances, it became us.
And then became untrue in other circumstances immediately afterward.
So when I've somehow found this universe to stare at....
... you are going to have to forgive Fin here for making his connections. I'm really reaching here. :P
Well... gay men... what do we do now with this new information?
We seem to tend to complain over taking action.
Is that even a problem? Yes.
We need to tend to the correct action at all times, whatever it may be.
How do we do this?
One way is to identify the complaints of warrant versus those of few merit, and focus our efforts accordingly. What is the complaint about? Does it in have to with anything with what can be considered of less value mathematically. Use it to triage. Always cite math if justified. Blame the math for your decision to follow it, if you need. Let the math be cold in a conversation for you.
Your decision to follow it though will most often be correct, because you chose math as your ally in a set of reasoning skills.
If you believe this is a war for the future, and in any way cringe at the use of "math over feelings"... you need to fix that immediately... or you might not be the right human for any war realistically.
Another method of sorting complaints would be if the complainer can solve the problem themselves, and maybe would be better off for having done so. By continually acting like the complainer may even want the future they are requesting, instead of a different one entirely, you humor the complainer's intelligence far too much.
An advocacy organization that utilizes its resources to complain when such could be spent to fix the very situation they advocate for very easily with minimal effort themselves....when it comes from us gay men... looks like we can maybe blame ourselves for it. Double if such an organization does not want to make enemies of their industry and follows their advice instead.
Finally, if you have your own math. Show it. If you know more than the complainers on what they should want, act that way instead. If you are correct, they'll see the light at the end of your efforts, if you really have cared about them. Or at least they will have seen your math.
Gay men, if we want to continue to exist in peace, our war will last indefinitely.
Such is nature.
We can not afford to have feelings over math in many circumstances. We can not afford to make mistakes that come from such errors.
If I ever was to choose (which no one has ever asked me to) I would have gay men almost always look to other men in the cultural "mirror", and then maybe not ever to women. My own cold math on how to win a war. It is never really about what is correct for now... if what is now... will never get you to where you want to go.
Your feelings to the contrary immediately aside, and dismissed.
And if a gay men were to have to choose a woman, clearly those in or around the "Unsex Me Now" Killer or her double trouble triple assistants would be of the only appropriate variety if we are to be successful. My own cold math. The former is literally whom we almost are biologically as well, gay men.
What an action taker, that broad!
Some of my other cold math says the tagline of your diversity inclusion taskforce needs to revolve heavily around the phrase, "Save The Whales Gays" and that yours may very well never arrive at the full feel of it on their own. (with or without my comedic addition)
These assembled humans with such "tasks" may very well never see the easy and obvious solutions all around them to what they really want to accomplish. This is because of who they are. This is because a knowable universe sorted them to be there, in that room, with the title of their meeting being "Diversity Inclusion Taskforce."
My own cold math says many things. I'm sure yours does too.
Mine I think are often what others don't want to hear.
My own cold math says that those at 50, can take over the world in a heartbeat if they only just acted.
My own cold math says the quickest way to fix any situation at 50, is to blame oneselves, and harvest gains quicker by acting from the realm of truth.
My own cold math says that gay men matter in the order of their population if we are to fight this as a war we want to win. Most/fastest "saved" is the only method.
My own cold math says that real victories at a cultural level will cascade to rights for the rest of the scientifically explainable crew very quickly without all that much further active effort from them or anyone else.
My own cold math says that the way you were born is and always will be at least tied for the best way to continue to be.
My own cold math says that any whom are commanding others use their words in any way whatever as their normal conversation starter are borderline. This can't be avoided. Never, ever tell a human what to do directly. Most can see this at age three.
My own cold math says that languages go to war, not biology.
My own cold math says those that choose to continue to fight such battles may not be able understand what that even means.
My own cold math says that since there is even a debate here, there is a level of gaslighting on normal human behavior communication etiquette that I rarely see anywhere else other than from those whom want to kill me.
My own cold math says that those on our side may be so damaged from a world that has attacked them from Day 0, that they may not make the most sense anymore as rational beings.
My own cold math says I've heard that from others before.
My own cold math says it ought to be your cold math.
-Fin
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12/13/2024
FIGHT III: Slash vs. Steel
Hey Gay Man!
Just in case anyone was wondering, there is exactly 0 subtext in any of Friday Night Fight! This is a brutal sex match of unbridled masculine domination only! There is no place in it for "message" or "meaning!" Such things are better left to the opera or whatever! No Homo!
Okay... so you're going to have to forgive me once again for being a bit Finny with my feelings here, because I am actually heavily on the side of "Steal."
If one were to say... view all the independent gay artists hard at work on their hardons, as some sort of say... army yet to be. One could maybe start to envision enough volunteer resources working on behalf of gay men, that we could actually start to maybe fill in the cultural void left to us after thousands of years of persecution, lies, inaction, economic externalities, cowardism, and all around current deathitude of everyone that came before us until now.
The answer to the gay question was so beyond easy in the end, that gay men, you should not accept your leaders apologies for the current state of the world, or the continued extreme dearth of fixes for many of our population's ills world wide.
You love comics? Well comics don't love you back, gay man.
You love movies? Well movies don't love you either as well.
You love their world? Believe me, it is not for you. They have barely even tried, and our population continues to die at a higher rate than almost anyone else. They have no excuse.
Honestly, no generation ever did. As a scientist and as a biologist I can tell you that the question to the gays has always been too easy for the straights to now not have to fall on their swords from the myopia of the legacy of their errors. Our current suffering in any way can be laid bare on the feet of the leaders of countless generations. They are at fault, through much inescapable direct action against us, for where we are now. Barely beyond the starting line of a culture. And our youth die because of it.
I might just be absolutely no one, only drawing pictures of dicks on my own, for random bored strangers on the internet...
...but when I think on why and how I'm creating art right now, I often think it's weird that I now do not consider the artists I've loved and whose works I've learned directly from to have taught me much in the end of any value. Similarly, I feel I have not yet seen one single shred of light from the institution from which I was educated. In the end, I know the only things I need to know as a gay man, I learned from its sister city.
Do not love a world that does not love you back, gay man. That is not a world worthy of your love.
In fact, you have to hate this world in order to fix it, gay man. There is no other way it has ever worked. For anyone.
And you can not hate it, gay man, if you are currently still in love with their stories.
Stories that have not included you.
Stories that never will. Not in the way you need.
Stories that I think maybe you should learn to "Professionally Adult Hate"... if you do not want to be a bitch everywhere outside of your bedroom for the rest of your life. That is what I would recommend for you, gay man, so that you can have a life as close to theirs as you can. And you can do it as a writer/reader by having the strength to start to turn your back on their characters, characters that have never been to you what they should have. Characters that you do not need in order to have a full and rich and self respectful life.
So don't write their stories for them any more.
So don't literally contribute to their economic success as your free time hobby.
Cross out that fanfiction character name, and write in one that's from you. And start creating art by our community, for our community. You'll become a far better artist, far faster for it. And all of us else will be better off because of your efforts to contribute in a way that works so much better than Slash.
We can build our own equally sized cultural world.
One that could maybe one day be more than just the porn parody comedy of theirs, that works in the end to kill us all from its extreme lack of depth and complexity. As gay men, we often only consume media of ourselves of it only.
The reality of Hollywood though, is that the art that has been made there since its inception, has often only been but one hair over the line from their pornography. So believe me when I say your fanfiction is not too far from works actually being created there right now, in many cases.
So gay man, don't think that if you've been making art only for your dick so far, that you are actually that much different from many working straight artists today, or that you don't have the ability to get there maybe yourself.
Well anyways. So much for that comedy minute.
Yours truly,
-Fin
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12/06/2024
FIGHT II: The Rogue vs. The Rookie
Daddies, daddies, daddies! What more is there to say?
Fin's expert correct opinion is that it's far less weird than saying... "Baby baby baby!" but I'm not a straight man, so what do I know of morality? 0_0
Another weird Finnism I have for you, is that I believe gay men are often far less kinky than they believe. This is because they have no straight male friends.
When I hear a gay boi wink and say, "I'm kinky. I'm into Daddies," the only effective clear communication I actually hear from Twinkles Sashay is "I'm like every woman on planet Earth for the last several hundred million years."
I honestly don't know if that's even a kink. MOST of us are "into" Daddies. :p
I do believe this is important because the agreed upon universe by straight men for themselves for what it is okay to have fantasies about is described below.
It does not matter if they are sisters. It does not matter if they have 8 arms, 3 tails, or were created from the darkness itself. It does not matter if Schrodinger suggests we just not check the "real" age of the fantasy clone woman that has only existed for 2 years.
These are not extremes. This is what it is to be an average straight man boy in our society. And this is where they start from, when they begin to judge you, gay man. An intellectual void of which has no excuse.
When they view a 40 year old man and a 25 year old woman together, they see some degree of normal.
But when they see a 40 year old man, and a 25 year old man together... believe me its just not gay men whom are mistaken on whom walks their kinks down the street in full view of all.
But back to the original talk though, gay men...daddies... and pornography.
First, all you have really to do is look at the equivalents available throught out all straight culture to see that gay men are not unusual here. It's actually so obvious from this analysis, it's not what I find interesting to talk on further.
It's instead that the fact the words "Daddy" or "Incest Fantasies" are being used to describe characters or stories that are in no way related to the reader, and never could be. These are fictional beings that no one has met or seen before. So my question is... are these really "Incest Fantasies" ?
The words we use here for the genre, seem to me like such a misnomer of reality, that they might as well be incorrect completely.
Both gay men and straight men should maybe give themselves a bit of an mental break here if you are at all worried about your sexuality on this one, as these genres of pornography are indeed very popular.
You are actually not into "Incest" fantasies at all. You are actually into "Nymphomaniacs Unrelated To You" fantasies in all and serious truth. For gay men, this may be in the framework of older men. For straight men, this is often in the framework of sisters. But the reality is, these humans in the fantasy are not related to you. And believe me gay men, straight men do not feel bad about fantasing about sisters unrelated to them. So really, really do not feel bad about your equivalents, gay man!
The reason for all of this though... seems there might have been an evolutionary advantage to being able to determine whom amongst the neanderthalls were the nymphomaniacs. This would be for obvious reasons.
"Dude... did you hear about that cave down by the river!? They're freaks! They'll have sex with anyone!"
"We have to check it out! Right now!"
And that's the way we were...
I've wondered before if maybe the term "Daddy/Boy Next Door" would really clear up a lot here if it was used, and leave gay men on maybe more of an even talking playing field when discussing their fantasies as when straight men blithely mention sister fantasies in G rated movies or in other such benign culture references. Not only are such straight male "Incest" fantasies seen as not very much of a cultural ill, it barely even registers in their minds as unusual to have them.
So that's why I'm fine with writing characters unrelated to anything outside of the imaginverse, and am okay with my fantasies about older men in nearly any context. I'll begin to feel bad about fictional Daddy/Boy adults down the block... when they begin to feel bad about their best friend's sisters. And that'll be right about when... never. And that's okay.
Finally, if I'm serious about this field, then its also true that maybe I can not turn my back on such genre of pornography entirely.
If I think about if I want the market share of those interested in "Daddy/Boy" fantasies then the interesting obvious answer is... yes, of course I do.
These reasons include...
Fin here does not bait under the age of 18 in any way. (Straight men may have some difficulty with understanding that "zenith" fantasies of others do not necessarily have to abridge age law. But I myself, really just have no real motivation here to even try.)
Fin here also does not believe in or bait alternate viable lifestyles out of this extreme porn in any way.
And finally, Fin here will try his best to write scientific blog articles to explain it all to his audience, and there is certainly a lot left to explain, because of the failures of every last previous generation before now in doing so.
These all have value to me, and why I would say yes to such a question if anyone asked me. They haven't.
In the end though, the more I stare at the question, "Should I myself have that audience?" and then use math, there is almost not a single time that the answer will be no. This is because math says I should never trust most of you ever again, with anything, ever again. My priorities and opinions differ from yours, and in the end, math from my life says I should trust mine heavily, all things being equal.
Oh well. That's why such business analyses are usually locked in the basement, lest staring through their dehumanizing lens of power alter logical thought too far.
The answer, "Yes, I'll take the power" is the correct one though, and why these methods of thinking still have a roof over their heads...in my head.
Currently, I can't really tell you if any of my business/artistic meme choices are correct or will lead to success of my goals in the end. I am trying my best, but I am certainly also treading some very unusual waters here. And I have next to zero resources at that. lulz.
Keep giving me a chance gay men, and I'll continue to try and entertain you the best I can. And maybe one day, it will be with the budget you really deserve.
Thank you for reading if you made it this far!
-Fin
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11/29/2024
FIGHT 1: Silver Eagle vs. The Shocker
In science, this is what is commonly known as a creampie chart. Here you can see Silver Eagle's cum filled future as a human pastry made clear. If only several more votes and gone the other way, it would be The Shocker in Eternal Domination instead. I'm sure that fact might haunt Silver Eagle for several more millenia yet to come as he writhes in uncontrollable ecstasy for your viewing pleasure!
This hero is in fact one of my favorites still, even moreso now that he's now in Eternal Domination! Its actually how I voted myself, and why I feel he should be the new unofficial mascot of the tournament! He's just too hot!
You should stop on by The Hall of Victors Built Over The Mouthhead of Eternal Domination and say hi to Silver Eagle in person! I've heard he cums twice as often when he can see someone watching him get fucked, especially if they were one of his old fans from his life as a hero!
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Hey Cool Gay Man!
If you have any questions, requests, or other about Friday Night Fight! feel free to email me at finsland5@gmail.com as well. I love to hear from fans! It helps me know what I should create next!
I also thought I should just say... somehow it looks like I'm creating some rather extreme hardcore BDSM content. And I am doing it rather comfortably with a lot of deadpan comedy as well.
However if you are out there gay man... and have gotten aroused from such content... and are somehow not as comfortable with such themes as me... feel free to shoot me an email as well. I'm actually a scientist who can explain some of the evolutionary origins of such instincts and how you are actually very, very normal. I'm usually just here working on the art, so I'd be more than happy to take the time to try and alleviate any worries you might have on yourself because of my oh so rough and manly art. Anyways, just wanted to say that in case.
Thanks for your time!
-Fin