Article: Click Here If Closeted!

Hey there closeted gay bros! 

No! Don't run away! No one can see me talking to you!

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See it's cool dudes. You can relax now. Chill. It's how the internet works! 

Okay so.. I just wanted to write this blog article to all of you out there that have yet to tell anyone else how gay you are for Batman yet. 

And I just wanted to tell you first... that it's fine. 

Batman does not care. 

He is not real. 

After that... there were a couple more things I just wanted to say quickly! 

As Fin's Land is about to reach 30,000 visits a year it ocurred to me that many of you out there might not be quite such the emotionless hollow shell of a man that I have become... and indeed harbor "feelings" about your unspoken homosexuality to others.

If that be the case for you, and you are indeed an adult man here on this website for hardcore porn, yet still don't feel like telling anyone else you know about your "unmanly" secret... you however most likely are still in need of gay buds who get who you are. 

So... first... does Fin get who you are?

 Let's find out!

Okay dude... you're closeted... but you're here interested in hardcore gay BDSM... it doesn't take a psychic to connect the two!

Telling everyone you're gay is one thing. 

But not only are you gay... you also a gay that wants a big man real bad! 

Dude! Awkward! 

In fact so awkward... your current plan is to never tell anyone else... and only be gay while alone in the dark with the internet. There awkwardness solved!

Or not! 

I know Fin's Land is cool and all dude... but you just might need more than the internet one of these days. And even more than anonymous sex either too!

I'm also going to bet dude, that if you are indeed in the closet... you would say you are more masculine on average than other gay men. And since you are again into BDSM ... that's going to again be rougher for you (pun intended) than if you were the more vanilla type.

Okay... so Fin gets why you don't feel like telling anyone!

You're not really the romantic type, hardcore porn surfer you! 

And again... dude... fate sort of had it in for you on the awkwardness scale when it came to sex. 

I only have one bit advice for you after all that though. 

Gay friends don't care. 

And... there are gay friends out there like the ones you want!

In fact you should know that the "tougher" the dude you are... the "tougher" the dudes you are into on average! 

If you want beer drinking sports bros as your gay crew... you can find them... all you have to do is look! Though you will have to look!

And that's really all. 

Another gay man is absolutely the easiest to ever come out to... as most likely they'll just tease you for acting all wiggy. 

And you should be teased for it!  Because that is what friends do! 

So closeted gay visitor to Fin's Land... I wish you the best of luck in finding your gay crew. I still think you may need them even if you are never planning on telling another heterosexual your entire life.

And if any of you still need any friendly coming out advice... I'm old/gay enough to not steer you to wrong as an anonymous ear. Feel free to shoot me a line at finsland5@gmail.com if you want to talk!

Cheers!

-Fin