The Book Club Below - New Every Wednesday!
Wednesday, December 25th, 2024
DING DONG!
Was it already time for his new frenemy sidekicks to arrive?
Slash had totally lost track of time!
The evil genius had been hard at work on a new bitch plan for his lover boss boyfriend, Steel. It involved the integral use of honey, gunpowder, and a vibrating dildo. Their foes would never stand a chance!
But there was no time for that now! The Book Club Below was about to begin!
DING DONG!
The doorbell rang again!
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Soon three half naked gay men were sitting comfortably in the dimly lit living/laboratory room of their host, wondering how in the world the universe at contrived their fates to arrive them here at this mundane weekly get together in Eternal Domination. Had they all not once been warriors?
Henry, the man whom had been the great Silver Eagle, began to cry yet again at the memories.
Slash though, not feeling even the slightest pity for his guest, groaned at the sight of the defeated bitch having yet another new breakdown. The villain did not want a repeat of last week! He needed to find out how the others were training with their men!
"You need to get ahold of yourself right now!" ordered Slash as he handed out a bubbling blue refreshment to his guests. "Being The Shocker's bitch can't be that bad!"
Henry, mid sob, shook his head in disagreement.
"You have no idea!" cried the defeated hero inconsolable. "He's so mean to me!"
Rubbing his friend's back gently, Jay Jonses tried to find the bright side of their new situation comedy.
"At least he's really hot, you know?" said the twenty five year old whom had once been The Rookie. "Can you imagine being the bitch of some ugly weakling?"
All four sidekicks murmured to themselves at the terrifying thought. Almost nothing would be worse!
Henry, finally able to choke back his tears, tried his best to smile.
"He did make me come so hard last night," said the bearded man shyly through his blurry eyes.
His three frenemies burst out laughing immediately at the horny admission.
"Oh really?" responded Slash all ears. "What were you two doing?"
Turning beat red, Henry did not want to say anymore of his previous evening's exploits as his manmound began to twitch once more at how The Shocker had made him feel!
"Oh, I shouldn't say," giggled the embarrassed man. "You know how private mercenaries are."
"Come on Henry!" exclaimed Jay. "You can't tease us like that!"
The Beast as well chimed in, barking some unintelligible nonsense that no one present could interpret in any way whatsoever. Worried that the animalboy might jump his bones just in order to hear his news, The Shocker's bitched sidekick finally relented.
"Well..." started Henry, leaning forward as he began his tale with a mischievous smile. "Last night after he got home from The Tournament... I could tell he was a bit more on edge than usual."
The other three sidebitches could hardly believe such an incredible claim! The Shocker... on edge? No way!
"So I tried his normal blow job, ball massage relaxation hour. But by the end of it he was still muttering to himself about how it all "needed so much more violence!" or whatever," continued Henry, finally getting to the goods. Slash had already made a mental note of what Steel might like to try himself.
"So then he turned to me with that look in his eye. You know that one you can tell from even behind their impenetrable face mask?" said Henry feeling himself get hot and bothered from even talking on his handsome stud. "And said... howabout we take off the chains tonight baby?"
And that's exactly what they did.
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Once Henry had finished his story, The Book Club Below now had two hard stiffies, one wet ass, and one twitching manmound in some total. The horny boys quickly rushed to the refreshment table to distract themselves from their surgingish loins as the sidekicks tried to collect themselves once more.
"Weren't we going to discuss some book today?" asked Jay as he swallowed a delicious underberry pastry.
Slash had nearly forgotten! This was a book club after all! And he had assigned his book mates the gay short story/epic H.O.M.E. !
"Well did any of you read it yet?" said the evil villain. "It shouldn't have taken you long. I think it was written by someone new to English."
The Beast raised his hand and nodded enthusiastically.
"And you can't read at all," said Slash dryly. "What about the rest of you?"
Henry and Jay both looked sheepish.
"I mean... I meant to..." began the former rookie. "But with all the forced sex I was having, I just couldn't find the time."
Slash gave the young man a withering glare. Like that was any excuse. Who didn't have to balance their schedule as a modern man?
"What about you Henry?" questioned the annoyed supervillain, not believing there was much chance his featherless flightless friend at done the reading either.
"I liked the part where the entire alien civilization was having sex with one boy," said the bitchkick amicably. "I thought that had some flare."
"Aren't you yourself from another world Henry?" asked Slash, mental recorder already switched to on.
"Yeah, but my home is nothing like this one," said the cute bearded man. "I have no idea where the author came up with such a crazy fantastical world. I've never seen any planet like it!"
Slash stared at Henry blankly.
"Well then," said the twinky would-be detective hero to himself. "The best laid plans of mice and bitchmen."
Turning to his guests, the supervillain offered them one more chance to finish their novel before next week.
"You will finish H.O.M.E. or else!!!"
"Or else what?" said Henry confused.
Slash did not know quite how to answer that. He wasn't exactly a supervillain anymore.
"Or else I won't let you have any of my underberry scones next time!"
"You bitch!"
"How can you be so cruel!"
[Unintelligible Barking]
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Return next Wednesday for another episode of The Book Club Below!
If you want to finish reading the sci fi short story/epic H.O.M.E. you can join the club with these bitched boys in their new horny comedy!
Thanks!
-Fin
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The man was nervous. He rarely remembered ever being so before.
But everything was different now. This had to go just right. The others would suspect his motivations if anything was at all out of place!
Gently arranging a tray of cookies and other baked edibles, Slash waited for the first of his guests to arrive. The defeated villain wished Steel was here, then swore at himself for being such a lonely, horny bitch.
His very own He-Man had asked him to find a way to meet the other losers in Eternal Domination, and find out how they were training for the next round of The Tournament of Men. Slash did not want any of the other man-bitches to know that however. He needed them to think they were making friends!
Little did they know the chaotic evil supervillain, was only lawful good for exactly one man!
And so The Book Club Below was birthed from the shadows of the eternal nether world, every Wednesday at 8 P.M. sharp! Or Slash, the host, was going to be very cross with any of them!
Ding! Dong!
Slash opened the door of his 18th/39th century fusion laboratory flat to meet his first mark.
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A one Mr. Henry Falcon. A man whom had once flown by the name... Silver Eagle.
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"Welcome to The Book Club Below," breathed Slash insidiously, not aware he was still coming off quite heavily as a serial killer.
Henry, wearing clothes for the first time in weeks, screamed upon seeing the visage of a conniving villain archetype at the door, missing only a black mustache to twirl.
Cum oozed from the man's chest, frightened outened out of him from the shock! Looking down at his only shirt now stained, Henry began to cry, overwhelmed by the all of it all.
Suddenly not sure how to proceed with his dastardly plot, Slash instinctually hugged the sobbing man and ushered the besotten dude inside his home.
"Sit down! Stop doing that!" ordered the annoyed and befuddled supervillain.
Grabbing the first glass bottle of bubbling liquid he saw, Slash handed it to his guest.
"Here drink this, you foolish oaf!" said the evil genius, moments before realizing he had just given his new friend a vial of acid from his laboratory by mistake!
Throwing social gatherings was harder than the villain realized!
Slapping the clear liquid from Henry's hand seconds before it met his lips, the glass exploded on the nearby wall, eating a hole through it in seconds!
Once again startled by yet another near death experience, Henry renewed his sobbing on the couch of the High Tech/Victorian apartment, while the doorbell rang again.
Ding! Dong!
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At the door now stood a shy young man looking extremely unsure of himself.
A hot wind blew through the underdarkness.
The boy came in his pants while standing on his neighbor's porch.
His name? Jay. Jay Jonses.
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Staring at the boy perform some sort of odd twitch like dance ritual in front of him, Slash did not know exactly what to make of the handsome young man. When at last the supervillain realized the lad was squirting his boys out into his shorts, and had been now for well over a minute now, the former serial killer quickly took the young man inside before anyone else could see. Though how many others were exactly down here to be able to observe them in Eternal Domination, Slash was not quite sure.
Returning to his living room to find Henry Falcon having apparently collected himself enough to make a slight wave to the new addition to their book club, Slash offered a seat to Jay beside him.
"Hi," said the defeated flying warrior meakly to their newest buddy, taking Jay's hand gently to shake. The Shocker had only recently granted Henry the ability to talk again on limited occasions, and the experience still felt sort of new to the man bitch.
Jay however, was once again sent into cascades of climaxes, this time from the direct skin to skin contact with any another male trying to shake his hand.
"Oh fuck," whimpered Jay pathetically. Not again!
But the rest of the room could only watch as the lad continued to bust his nuts out once more, creating a noticeable wetness at his crotch.
"You have to let go," whined the boy from his cute scrunched face. "I won't stop cumming until you do!"
"Sorry!" exclaimed Henry, quickly releasing the lad from his grip to once again start to cry. The former hero had made such a terrible social mistake! He had made another man orgasm at his book club! How could Henry ever live that down now? He had been just trying to make new friends!
Watching Henry break down into tears once more, Slash face palmed his head in both of his hands. He would never find out anything useful this way!
Ding! Dong!
The doorbell rang a third a final time.
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However when Slash opened the door, he found not but the nethervoid howling at his step.
Wait.. that wasn't oblivions call at all. It sounded more like a hot and horny 18 year old instead!
Bounding through the wide open door, The Beast entered The Book Club Below with nary a single hello!
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Dashing into his flat, Slash was not all together shocked at the somehow now pornographic scene unfolding in front of his very eyes.
Jay Jonses had been tackled by The Beast, whom was now wildly humping the young man's leg into a series of dual climaxes for both the boy monster and the overlysensitized lad!
Meanwhile Henry Falcon was trying to yank the feral horny boyanimal off his newest friend, but had become overwhelmed once more as the cum had started to fly.
"It's getting everywhere!" cried the bewildered former hero, his manmound beginning to itch from all the excitement.
Slash took a deep breath. The villain knew exactly what he had to do next!
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When at last all of the guests had finally left the gathering, the evil genius sighed at how much there was now to clean before Steel returned. Everything was so fucking wet!
At least The Book Club Below had been somewhat of a success. The newly minted sidekick hadn't quite found the information he was looking for exactly yet, but was sure he would uncover it next time!
Slash had assigned his new crew their first reading for next Wednesday when the boys were to meet once again.
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The horny men were to read the gay science fiction short story/epic, H.O.M.E., available for free HERE!
Read it now and join The Book Club Below next Wednesday, 12/25/2024 for their next horny comedy meeting!
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The door to Slash/Steel's retro/urban studio apartment flat swings closed leaving the reader out in the dark of Eternal Domination.
You're not sure exactly what you just read... but it seems to be getting even weirder...
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A hazy figure strolls into view, then halts and stares directly at you from beyond the void.
"What are you doing down here?" asks the man.
He senses your question, and then responds.
"What am I doing down here? My name is Fin. I run this place. They let me walk around down here. You're the one that is not supposed to be down here."
The man once again senses your answer.
"There's a book club here now? That's the gayest thing I have ever heard."
The hazy figure continues to stare at you from across the nether realm.
"Well whatever. I have to turn the light's off. You leave first."
The shadowy man continues to stand there until you leave.